Let's have a conversation...
Tom Manley
  • Consulting
  • About Tom
  • Contact

Golf Humour

2/3/2014

1 Comment

 
Picture
Rugged Outdoor Woman

During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her 
physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week 
in the outdoors.

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical. I took a five hour walk about 7 
miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I 
pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my 
eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I 
went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother 
bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all 
left me shattered. At the end of it all, I drank a scotch and three glasses 
of wine.

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of a rugged

outdoor woman!"

"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer!"


1 Comment

    Author

    Tom Manley is a business leader, amateur politician and opinion leader in Eastern Ontario.

    Archives

    September 2014
    August 2014
    March 2014
    December 2013
    December 2009
    December 2008
    October 2008
    September 2008
    June 2008
    November 2007
    March 2007
    December 2006
    June 2006
    May 2006
    April 2006
    March 2005
    January 2005
    March 2004
    August 2003
    March 1999

    Categories

    All
    Agriculture
    Community
    Economics
    Humour
    Politics

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.